The Ultimate Christmas Show (abridged)

The Ultimate Christmas Show


November 24 - December 23

Book by Austin Tichenor and Reed Martin

Opening Night, Friday, November 24 at 8:00 pm

Welcome to the Annual Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody’s Non-Denominational Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we’ll believe anything. But there’s a problem: none of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived, so three members are pressed into service to perform the entire Variety Show and Christmas Pageant by themselves. An irreverent yet heartwarming trip through the holidays and back by popular demand, THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS SHOW is festive, funny, physical, family fun.

“A pure delight from start to finish … Inspired madness!” —Broadway World

 “THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS SHOW (ABRIDGED) will make your spirits bright, whether you joyfully embrace the upcoming season or get dragged into it kicking and screaming.” —Broadway World

“Delightfully twisted holiday cheer. Christmas will never be the same once you share the holiday with the inspired lunacy of the masters of condensing the classics.” —San Diego Theatre World

Brought down the house with gales of laughter. – Theatre Mirror

The Ultimate Christmas Show


On Mainstage November 24 – December 23

Opening Night: Friday, November 24, 2023 at 8:00 p.m.

Wednesdays at 7 p.m. | Thursdays at 7 p.m. | Fridays at 8 p.m.
Saturdays 8 p.m. | Sundays at 2 p.m.

The Ultimate Christmas Show (abridged)

Talkback with Actors:
Sunday, December 10 after the 2 p.m. show

Hippodrome Gainesville FLORIDA

THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS SHOW (ABRIDGED) is produced by special arrangement with Broadway Play Publishing Inc, NYC

Contact the Box Office (352 375 4477) or email for Accessible Seating 

Parking and Safety Protocols


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Picture Gallery

Pictures by Michael A. Eaddy

Opening Night