JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY
JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY is from the Bronx. He was thrown out of St. Helena's kindergarten. He was banned from St. Anthony's hot lunch program for life. He was expelled from Cardinal Spellman High School. He was placed on academic probation by New York University and instructed to appear before a tribunal if he wished to return. When asked why he had been treated in this way by all these institutions, he burst into tears and said he had no idea. Then he went into the United States Marine Corps. He did fine. He's still doing okay.
| Stage Plays | Screenplays |
| Defiance Four Dogs and a Bone Sailor's Song Doubt Dirty Story Cellini Where's My Money? Psychopathia Sexualis The Wild Goose Missing Marissa Kissing Christine What Is This Everything? Beggars in the House of Plenty The Big Funk All for Charity Women of Manhattan Italian American Reconciliation The Dreamer Examines His Pillow Savage in Limbo Danny and the Deep Blue Sea Welcome to the Moon |
The Waltz of the Tulips Live from Baghdad Congo Alive Joe Versus the Volcano The January Man Moonstruck Five Corners Four Dogs and a Bone |









