The box office wants you to know that they will not give out the home number of our actors, even if you are their long-lost cousin from Dunnellon. The ushers want you to know that you don't have to get all fancy and dressed up like you're going to Super Wal Mart to come to this show. The lawyers want you to know that this musical contains road kill, crude language, a runaway stripper & spray cheese. The bartender wants you to know that under no circumstances will we be doing beer hat refills. The actors want you to know that if you are inclined to throw money onto the stage, do not expect to get it back at intermission. The accountants want you to know that if you try to book tickets under Mr. Smith, that better be the name on your credit card, buster. The general manager wants you to know that we unfortunately we cannot pay your ticket if you get pulled over for speeding in Waldo 'cause you're trying to get to the theatre on time. The choreographer wants you to know that Pippi is a trained professonal and that pole dancing at home is at your own risk.

Thanks for your time, hope this clears up any confusion!